HOW TO FLIRT IN A MUSEUM: Introduce yourself and then say ‘I would shake your hand but that signs says not to touch the masterpieces.’
marthajefferson:
hoaxvault:Female Warrior by emmy.lundholm on Flickr.
hoaxvault:
Female Warrior by emmy.lundholm on Flickr.
r3-cov3ry:
I have to remind myself a lot that not every girl I see is gay
queenrafferty:
I’m pretty much the master of handling things completely wrong.
starfishlove:
Quotes from awesome female characters:↳ ❝ Just because I have breasts, doesn’t mean I have magical powers over infants. ❞ - Temperance Brennan from Bones
pierce-the-satans-ab0rti0n:
Princess Bubblegum [Adventure Time]bands, bae
Princess Bubblegum [Adventure Time]
bands, bae